Suprise, suprise...

[setra]

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

You're a villain!

...though you prefer to think of yourself as misunderstood. You know the world would be a better place if they'd only let you be in charge of it, and if they don't appreciate your genius by themselves you're willing to make them. You've got good hair, a secret base and an ambivalent relationship with the bishounen hero. You've got the money, the women, the best mecha and your own private army, but you still lose in the end to some jumped-up kid with spiky hair. There is no justice. Which generic anime character are you?

Have I had useful life experiences? Yes. Have I learned valuable lessons that I can share with others? No. Not so much. Damn this essay anyway.

Bishonen: Aya and Ill-Palazzo-sama (see above)
Bishojo: Juri