Sleep should really be more important...

[setra]

If you call me...

Maya, you could be almost anyone...
Maya-chan, you're probably Kat or Salem (possibly some friends from Japanese)
Mai-mai, you are my mother. Or I'm not happy with you at all.
Setra, you were in my D&D game last year, and you can read my moods. Or you are Logan... and that's a whole 'nother issue.
Olivie(-sama), you are Kat, in a certain mood. The name is often preceded by "I hate you," and I call you Marcel-chan. ^_~

Shinko(-papa), you are Nick. And no, I'm not a lesbian, really.
Landman-sama, you are Munoz-san, and I really don't know why you -sama me...